Search

Draft Night and Payouts

The biggest draft we've ever done is finished, game one is in the books, and we're about to enjoy some Sunday football! Let's freakin' go! Draft night went better than I ever could have expected. Thanks to everyone for setting aside the time to bust out that monster, and big thanks to everyone who hung out in the Zoom chat. The first round had some surprising picks, and it was interesting to see where managers started targeting their Individual Defensive Players. I was extra excited to reveal the trophy stack. If you weren't there for the Zoom chat, feast your eyes:


The winner will hold rights to the Championship Trophy on the right for one year, with their name and team emblazoned upon the base for all eternity. The winner will also receive the ring, which they'll have to admire forever and ever. The loser will receive the trophy on the left, along with the toilet seat, to which they will install in one of their bathrooms. The loser will also have their name attached to the base, but they will earn the right to apply and addition to the trophy. Old prom photo?  Bronzed ball sack? We also broke down the payout: Champ - $1,500 Runner-Up - $400 Third Place - $200 On top of that, each week (through week 13) $25 is up for grabs for the weekly challenge. Week one will simply go to the highest total score. I'll do my best to establish the rest of the season's challenges this week. As of this writing, it's 9:01am in the west coast, less than an hour to kickoff! Good luck this week, punk bitches! -Asa

5 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

Against all odds, we managed to complete an entire fantasy football season! ​ The playoffs brought everything you'd want and expect. 6-7 records sneaking in, close games, blowouts, and upsets. By winn

Week 12 may have been the weirdest week in football ever. The Broncos weren't allowed to field a single quarterback, the Steelers and Ravens had their game pushed all the way to Wednesday afternoon, a

Winning is fun! ​ Though it's hilarious to see how close I was to losing again. With Allen Robinson questionable, I picked up Cordarelle Patterson on the off chance he didn't go. I needed 10 points to