Week 13 Post

Week 12 may have been the weirdest week in football ever. The Broncos weren't allowed to field a single quarterback, the Steelers and Ravens had their game pushed all the way to Wednesday afternoon, and I made Harry cry with some sweet, sweet garbage time touchdowns from Allen Robinson.

And now, here we are in week 13, and lemme tell ya boys and girl, that 6th playoff spot is up for GRABS. EmTee, Ben, Jenna, and Noah have officially punched their ticket, and Hunter, while technically not a lock, is in a safe space thanks to 1906 Points For. Jason, on the other hand, is clinging to that 6th spot, but with only 1663 Points For, is in danger of losing it. A win will secure it, but Nate and Harry sit 5-7 with over 1800 points on the year, and could steal their way in should Jason lose. Blake will have to put up all-time points to even think about squeaking in.

As for myself, Dunbar, and Taylor, we said goodbye a long time ago, but the fight for last place is on! As it's set up in Sleeper, the losers go into the Toilet Bowl, with the ultimate loser being crowned the Shit King. HOWEVER, the team with the worst record on the regular season should not go unpunished! And as it happens, I have two trophies. The big perpetual trophy will go to the worst record on the regular season, which is currently myself. The loser of the Toilet Bowl, and thus the Shit King, will take home the Toilet Seat Trophy! And remember, this is a LEGIT toilet seat and can be installed on your crapper. I can't enforce it, but I think the Shit King should have to do just that. Just sayin'.

Week 13 is the last week of the $25 challenge, and this will go to the overachievers! The team who out-performs their projected point total by the greatest percentage takes the dough!

Good luck, punks.

-Asa